You Know Your A Gambler When...
PickMonitor Forum / 338 days ago
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15) Cardio workout means walking from wherever you parked the car (normally valet) into the sportsbook.
14) The majority of people you follow on twitter can’t use their real picture or name for fear of social and professional consequences.
13) Remembering major life milestones are recalled by what bets you made that day.
12) Rooting for favorite childhood teams is no longer possible because the new coach doesn’t cover more than 40% of the time.
11) You waited all year to bet the Pro Bowl over 89 and somehow claim losing a bet by 6+ touchdowns was a bad beat.
10) Social calendars are disregarded in order to accommodate any in-game betting opportunity that presents itself.
9) The 4 essential items you can’t leave the house without every morning: wallet, keys, cellphone, and Don Best rotation schedule
8) Sending money to Hector Gonzalez in Belize City, Belize happened as frequently during college as depositing into your savings account
7) When a date went well and she asked on the ride home what position you prefer without hesitation the response is teasers and futures.
6) The local Fedex guy received the nicest present of anyone on your holiday gift list.
5) In reference to real world purchases you’ve applied the term units, nickels, or dimes often confusing sales people. After all, financial decisions are governed by “how many bets” it will take to pay something off: movies, dinners, cars, etc…it’s all the same after a while.
4) Your bookie was in your wedding party
3) Every website you visit at the office is blocked by your employer
2) Diversifying a portfolio no longer means investing in a balance of stocks, bonds, and mutual funds but rather Korean basketball, Japanese baseball, and snooker
1) When friends in the financial industry talk about having foreign accounts you assume they’re referring to Pinnacle, Paddy Power, and Sporting Bet Australia
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PickMonitor Forum / 338 days ago
Haha!
15) Cardio workout means walking from wherever you parked the car (normally valet) into the sportsbook.
14) The majority of people you follow on twitter can’t use their real picture or name for fear of social and professional consequences.
13) Remembering major life milestones are recalled by what bets you made that day.
12) Rooting for favorite childhood teams is no longer possible because the new coach doesn’t cover more than 40% of the time.
11) You waited all year to bet the Pro Bowl over 89 and somehow claim losing a bet by 6+ touchdowns was a bad beat.
10) Social calendars are disregarded in order to accommodate any in-game betting opportunity that presents itself.
9) The 4 essential items you can’t leave the house without every morning: wallet, keys, cellphone, and Don Best rotation schedule
8) Sending money to Hector Gonzalez in Belize City, Belize happened as frequently during college as depositing into your savings account
7) When a date went well and she asked on the ride home what position you prefer without hesitation the response is teasers and futures.
6) The local Fedex guy received the nicest present of anyone on your holiday gift list.
5) In reference to real world purchases you’ve applied the term units, nickels, or dimes often confusing sales people. After all, financial decisions are governed by “how many bets” it will take to pay something off: movies, dinners, cars, etc…it’s all the same after a while.
4) Your bookie was in your wedding party
3) Every website you visit at the office is blocked by your employer
2) Diversifying a portfolio no longer means investing in a balance of stocks, bonds, and mutual funds but rather Korean basketball, Japanese baseball, and snooker
1) When friends in the financial industry talk about having foreign accounts you assume they’re referring to Pinnacle, Paddy Power, and Sporting Bet Australia
Source: Todd's Take
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